3. It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.  Yeah…since Michael’s breakfast consists of stolen leftovers and his toilet.  (I love that they use their toilet as chair hahaha) Then all of a sudden Michael hears this loud and obnoxious honk coming from the roads.

“Ahh shit!  The damn carpool is here!”

Michael quickly flushes his cereal into the toilet and twirls a couple time to get change.  The car ride to work was terrible, the driver reaked of rotten fish and the car itself smelled like throw up.  He must have been the designated driver at parties.  Work itself wasn’t too  horrible, I mean as snitch all you gotta do is tattle-tell on people.  It isn’t the most wonderful job in the world, but it sure as hell is easy.   After work, Michael does the same thing he always does; visit the park.  As soon as he sits down to play a game of chess, his booty radar goes off!

But this time was different than last time.  This booty was OUT-OF-DIS-WORLD!  The girl notices that Michael was staring at her, she threw some hints toward Michael to approach her but he ignored her request.  If there’s one thing Michael hates more than anything, it’s skanks.  Easy, open-legged whores.  Girls like that just want §§§§ and lots of it, and that’s one thing Michael doesn’t have at the moment.

Michael was right, after he ignored her, she went and flirted with the rich doctor by her.  Life really is hard for a pimp with no money.  Sickened by the sight, Michael went for a job.  He passed by “this one house,” where half of it is modern and the other half is country style.  That’s when he felt as if someone’s watching him…

Michael stopped and turned around, but there was no one there.  (OooohHh creepy~) Curiosity takes over Michael as he walked up and rang the bell.  Out walked a pretty lady with dark hair and chocolate eyes.  Her pale skin accompanied by the red lipstick really made her stand out in Michael’s eyes.  As you can say it was love a first sight.  Michael took a second look at her and realized that it was just lust.  However he wanted to know a bit more about her.  It’s been awhile since he had any real female contacts, being surrounded by men at work all the time isn’t good on zee bawls.  Though after talking to her for awhile, Michael realized that she’s way out of his league.  She was intelligent and conservative while Michael is well…not.  HOWEVER, he is determined to win her heart!